ALL BETTER!

So the sweet smelling lady is feeling probably mostly fine. She's up and about and sleeping in the big people bed. She started working with the heathens last week and she's been handling that just fine. She has to teach 30 of them at once! That's out of control. One of them already had lice... which she apparently had 3 times last year. She lives in a lice nest. So momo made the beard check her for lice since if she gets it we could all get it. Thankfully nobody has anything and we can all sleep without itching our brains out.
The beard says that next week we get to go to the dog beach and party it up southern California style. Fly honeys, sun, sand, and delicious seaweed. I'll take pictures for sure.
In other news the beard has fended off the same pit bull twice now and saved our hides. The neighbor lady is apparently watching Satan's dog (not an actual picture but totally close.)
At first she just let her out unleashed... she chased down popo and pounced. The beard used him mountain fu moves, unleashed the hairy mammoth inside (not an actual picture but pretty close)
and pulled her off. Then two days later while B+H were here the beard once again saved everyone from him when he came charging down the street at us. This time the beard grabbed her by the back of the neck using his super quick hands and pinned the dog while holding us back with the other hand... the beard is super awesome, simply amazing, probably the greatest beard ever, no not probably, certainly...

till next time,
Sam



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