It's finally time!

I know I know.... It's been a long time but you'll be pleased with the results. I promise. After months of shooting, and editing, hours upon hours of post production and interns who couldn't even make my dinner if I didn't draw them a map. It is finally finished. I have been behind the camera, directing the shoot, hiring the make-up and costume people, firing the make up and costume people, wishing the writers weren't on strike, doing the rewrites myself, sweating bullets and spending long sleepless hours sitting at this computer making sure everything is just the way MY public likes it.

I NOW PRESENT TO YOU THE ALL BOSTON HIP HOP CREW CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!! ( I also did the choreography, (we are sort of like n*sync and let's just say I am Justin...))


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grrrrrrr scary!

Howdy all,
Howl-o-ween is coming so I figured I'd show you all my tremendous modeling skills.
First lets see B-trouble and H-bomb on the dog walk. Here's B-trouble looking like tyrannosaurus trouble!

Next up H-bomb looking like the girl in that Blind Melon Video...

Then here is my Awesome moose costume!
Don't I look happy about things.

Then here is me looking SAMENSTIEN.

lastly since my last video went over so well...

House Guests

This weekend we had house guests. B-trouble and H-bomb stayed over for the weekend. As is customary I greeted B-trouble appropriately. WITH A BODYSLAM!!!!!!

I quickly put my cat like reflexes into action, wait... CATLIKE?????.... who writes this thing? SAMLIKE REFLEXES. I used my kung fu grip, gave B-trouble a quick left hook and it was on! I call this video:

"My Glistening Fur of Awesome Win!!!! I'm gonna get you and have a fantastic time doing it cause you and I both know I look like 800 million $$$$$ baby. Prepare to face your impending doom!!! Sammaggedon is upon you! Weep not women and children for I am a kind and gracious ruler!!!!! I RULE!!!!!"
(kind of a long title but I think it really fits.)

This is the result of them spending a weekend with me. No one can keep up.

ARGHHHH!!!!

So,
Today the beard came home from whatever he does in the mornings. I grabbed a toy and began play time immediately. He knows how this whole thing works. I pick up toy, he plays with me, no complaining.
First I greet him.

Then he does what he's told and grabs a toy. I charge.

I ATTACK!

Usually after a little bit of playtime he realizes that I need to go outside and make roses. So we go for a walk. This time he took me out into a field. Towards the end of the walk there was a GIANT bone that smelled like delicious rotting death. It drove me crazy and since the stupid beard wouldn't let me chew it I rolled in the delicous scented dirt all around it. It was driving me crazy. This is me covered in the dead cow smelling dirt.

He said I was ridiculous and I had to have a bath... I hate baths. so I left it nice and dirty for him to clean up.

Now back to playing slave!

Bark At The Park! WOOOOF!!!

Howdy to all my noble admirers. Sam here, This weekend we went to something called Bark at the Park which was some kind of dog carnival to benefit homeless dogs. It was awesome. Not as much sweet sweet tail as the last party but more fun.

Here is me waiting for the sweet smelling lady to get her face together so we can go. She gets me all excited by telling me we are going somewhere fun and then she takes forever to actually go anywhere.

Then we got there and my homedogs B-trouble and H-bomb were there like... Yo! what took you so long?

We started out the events with a race against the radar gun... I was uninspired to say the least. Even B-trouble outran me. Oh the shame!

I told everyone that I got distracted by some FINE ladies when I was running and that's why I only ran 16mph. B-trouble doesn't think about ladies anymore since the operation so he ran 22mph.

Then we went bobbing for hot dogs. MMMM hot dogs in dirty water DELICIOUS! It's like pig intestine heaven.

We finished up at an agility course. I could really get the hang of this I think.


I'll leave you all until next time with a shot of my booty going down the ramp. I know that is what you all really come here for. I am such a good looking dog!

PARTY TIME!!!!!!!

Howdy ya'll this is your esteemed host SAM. As promised by the beard this weekend was a total bash, ladies and sand and I even wrangled some bacon. Here we go...

So we went to this big party thingy after spending forever in the car. I hate the car. I hate the 405 bumpy stinking road, but we made it and man it was crazy. People and bostons everywhere. p.s. for those of you who don't pick up on things so quick you can click on the images to see me in larger beauty.

Check out the girl that looked like Harry Potter! And what are these dogs wearing? Halloween isn't for another month pups, get it together. PUT ME DOWN MOUNTAIN MAN THERE ARE LADIES HERE!!!!!




Then it started to rain and all the sissy dogs went and put on their jackets. Sheesh so California, it rains for 5 minutes and everybody runs and hides. I call them rain coat pansies. They're never going to hook the ladies if they keep acting like that.




Speaking of never hooking the ladies... check out this old lady. Retired from postal work 50 years ago, just happy to be here... you ain't gonna impress anybody just laying around grams.



Speaking of fly honey's check these ladies out. Would you look at the legs on this one???? wowza!!!



And I love a girl who can accessorize.




unfortunately with all the fly honey's around the spoil me rottens wanted some attention. ohhhhh and that's the sweet smelling lady on the right. I think they are all related or something...



Then my wingpups showed up... Introducing H-Bomb (left)and B-Trouble (right)!



H-bomb likes to get dirty... Go dirty girl! GRRRRRRRR!



We are thinking about starting an all Boston Hip Hop crew... any ideas for group names? We have the image and the attitude already... That's me in the back. H-Bomb on the left, and B-Trouble on the right.



oh yeah and we made it to the beach too! That part was Awesome! I went the furthest out in the water but the beard forgot the camera in the car so this is the only proof I have of my sandy samventure.



Lastly I just wanted to give a shout out to my main man B-Trouble (below), let's just say he's half the man he used to be so he's in need of some love! HAHAHA!!!! (the beard says that's not funny and my time is coming, They'll never catch me bwahahahaah!)

more samventures!

So the mountain man took me some strange place today. It was sorta cold and we walked around some strange uninhabited place. No pals to play with, no nothin! I guess there were tasty ants to eat. Once again I cataloged my samventure for everybody out there.

Here's me looking like a superhero... step off underdog there's a new sheriff in town.


A close up of my good side but the bearded one messed up the shot so you can't see my stunning features.


Then he put me on this nasty couch and told me to sit. Are you kidding you wouldn't sit on this, why would I? This thing smells and looks terrible. (but I look good)


I don't know what the heck this is. The beard calls it Sam goes nuclear. I guess we are in the desert.


So chill till the next episode people. The beard said something about me hanging out with all the pretty ladies this weekend... he better not be lying or I'll bite his ankles and steal his bacon.

INTRODUCING!!!

Howdy Ya'll,
The name is Sam. As the titles says very clearly. The mission here is to keep all my lady admirers up to date on my exciting samventures. I made that word up... I hate it when these computer thingy's tell you that you're words are spelled wrong. I spell Sam style baby. So anyways look for more updates to my ever exciting life as the top dawg.

Hey Ladies!! Doing my daily workout.

My sultry look... intrigued??


I am talking to you.