grrrrrrr scary!

Howdy all,
Howl-o-ween is coming so I figured I'd show you all my tremendous modeling skills.
First lets see B-trouble and H-bomb on the dog walk. Here's B-trouble looking like tyrannosaurus trouble!

Next up H-bomb looking like the girl in that Blind Melon Video...

Then here is my Awesome moose costume!
Don't I look happy about things.

Then here is me looking SAMENSTIEN.

lastly since my last video went over so well...

House Guests

This weekend we had house guests. B-trouble and H-bomb stayed over for the weekend. As is customary I greeted B-trouble appropriately. WITH A BODYSLAM!!!!!!

I quickly put my cat like reflexes into action, wait... CATLIKE?????.... who writes this thing? SAMLIKE REFLEXES. I used my kung fu grip, gave B-trouble a quick left hook and it was on! I call this video:

"My Glistening Fur of Awesome Win!!!! I'm gonna get you and have a fantastic time doing it cause you and I both know I look like 800 million $$$$$ baby. Prepare to face your impending doom!!! Sammaggedon is upon you! Weep not women and children for I am a kind and gracious ruler!!!!! I RULE!!!!!"
(kind of a long title but I think it really fits.)

This is the result of them spending a weekend with me. No one can keep up.

ARGHHHH!!!!

So,
Today the beard came home from whatever he does in the mornings. I grabbed a toy and began play time immediately. He knows how this whole thing works. I pick up toy, he plays with me, no complaining.
First I greet him.

Then he does what he's told and grabs a toy. I charge.

I ATTACK!

Usually after a little bit of playtime he realizes that I need to go outside and make roses. So we go for a walk. This time he took me out into a field. Towards the end of the walk there was a GIANT bone that smelled like delicious rotting death. It drove me crazy and since the stupid beard wouldn't let me chew it I rolled in the delicous scented dirt all around it. It was driving me crazy. This is me covered in the dead cow smelling dirt.

He said I was ridiculous and I had to have a bath... I hate baths. so I left it nice and dirty for him to clean up.

Now back to playing slave!

Bark At The Park! WOOOOF!!!

Howdy to all my noble admirers. Sam here, This weekend we went to something called Bark at the Park which was some kind of dog carnival to benefit homeless dogs. It was awesome. Not as much sweet sweet tail as the last party but more fun.

Here is me waiting for the sweet smelling lady to get her face together so we can go. She gets me all excited by telling me we are going somewhere fun and then she takes forever to actually go anywhere.

Then we got there and my homedogs B-trouble and H-bomb were there like... Yo! what took you so long?

We started out the events with a race against the radar gun... I was uninspired to say the least. Even B-trouble outran me. Oh the shame!

I told everyone that I got distracted by some FINE ladies when I was running and that's why I only ran 16mph. B-trouble doesn't think about ladies anymore since the operation so he ran 22mph.

Then we went bobbing for hot dogs. MMMM hot dogs in dirty water DELICIOUS! It's like pig intestine heaven.

We finished up at an agility course. I could really get the hang of this I think.


I'll leave you all until next time with a shot of my booty going down the ramp. I know that is what you all really come here for. I am such a good looking dog!